Caution: Holidays Ahead!

Okay, so what's the first thing that pops in your line of vision when you hear "the holidays are around the bend"?

You cringe anticipating the inevitable crash when the in-laws (or in-laws-to-be) appear in the lane beside you. You know how hard it is for "Mother" to stay in her lane on the tight curves just ahead. And, "Dad" can be hard to read. The chaos has set in before get your pace set. Now what?